Today I thought WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO EAT AN AVOCADO SLDIJFSIDJF:SDFJSLDKFJS:DLFKJ???????

They were going bad. I had to fucking eat them. And then they betray me.

Some avocado facts:

1. They aren’t spelled “avacado”

2. They’re evil

3. I have avocado all over my keyboard now