Bikini Spring Break January 21, 2013

Filed under: OMGMOVIESLOL,OMGreviewsLOL — omgponeyslol @ 7:03 pm

This will be a live review. My thoughts while I watch what I assume will be a masterpiece.

Update 1: 5 seconds in. Boobs

Update 2: oh a camera? I bet they’re going to “accidentally” film nakedness.

Update 3: and called it.

update 4: chanting of boobies. +1 to LOLs

update 5: lulz. Small penis jokes

update 6: they’re excited they drove through Houston. There goes the believability.

update 7: “a spring…..break?” Umm really? Also, pretty sure that’s a diesel

update 8: guess that’s part of the plot. Don’t know why that caused swerving everywhere though

update 9: dumbass one seems like the best character. Also really hot

update 10: useless ass grab. +.25 to LOLs

update 11: been a while since we showed some boobs. Strip club scene it is

update 12: its 5 people. Get pretty much any car

update 13: oh there are 69 instruments in it. Missed that part I guess. Also lololololol 69

update 14: electrical fires do not work that way. Good night

update 15: obviously have to get rid of the bra. It’s $30

update 16: so why did he get pulled over? Way to leave that unresolved

update 17: meet these 2 random bros in a strip club and now they’re running everything. Come on

update 18: random cop bro doesn’t know how to put on handcuffs

update 19: and he’s still treated like a nerd

update 20: order of hotness:

  1. bossy one
  2. stupid one
  3. bitchy one
  4. the ginger
  5. the other one

update 21: anti spring break chick can take number 2 or 3 spot

update 22: and jokes about retards. This movies got everything

update 23: random Mexican time operator probably the best character ever

update 24: oh noes. Evil old businessman

update 25: cop car=beige crown vic with hazards on

update 26: OMG RAIN!!!1! Or some cut grass blown in front of the camera while its super bright outside

update 27: good thing that guy was just walking around. Not cleaning up anything just walking around holding a box of trophies

update 28: ending: what? But it was shut down?

Also what about the other band members? Dead I assume.

And revenge of the nerds dude had a car with Florida plates instead of wherever they live

final review: kinda entertaining. Really stupid. You never see anti spring break chicks boobs. Not good, but also not terrible

1.5 OMGs
2 LOLs

Here Comes The Boom January 20, 2013

Filed under: OMGMOVIESLOL,OMGreviewsLOL — omgponeyslol @ 2:55 pm

Here Comes The Boom

While the promos made this seem like this was going to be terrible, it really wasn’t bad. The overarching story was pretty weak, but it was funny and entertaining.

2 OMGs
3 LOLs

So Undercover

Filed under: OMGMOVIESLOL,OMGreviewsLOL — omgponeyslol @ 2:52 pm

So Undercover

Pretty bad. Miley Cyrus was terrible. Ari Gold wasn’t good. Chick from Project X was still at least hot. And the plot was pretty bad.

0 OMGs
1/2 LOLs

1600 Penn January 14, 2013

Filed under: OMGreviewsLOL,OMGtvLOL — omgponeyslol @ 12:38 pm

5 minutes into episode 2 review: tries to be the west wing and a comedy. Fails on both accounts


Filed under: OMGreviewsLOL,OMGtvLOL — omgponeyslol @ 12:37 pm

Episode 1 review: meh