Adam busts in through the door, “I’m fucking back!”

The imaginary people in the room look around at one another, confused.

Thinking surely, fucking surely they didn’t hear him, he repeats himself: “I’m fucking back!”

He’s panting now. The adrenaline of fucking pure awesome throbbing through his veins. Into his feet and shit, man. It’s wild.

After some silence, one says: “You were gone?”

If Adam were a balloon he would be deflated. FFffffffffzz zzz zz… zzz.

“No. No, I guess I wasn’t,” Adam manages to say despite the growing lump in his throat. The tears welling up in his eyes make it difficult to find the door and leave.

I

AM

FUCKING

BACK

So, should this site just start being updated with pictures of people on the poneys?

Michael Phelps: 5Gold medals 5 WR (11 gold total 2 bronze) 3 more golds to take over the record for most golds in a single Olympics (7). Phelps broke his 200m Fly WR with water in his goggs

Other USA swimmers:

100m Backstroke: MEN Gold (Peirsol) bronze (someother dude) WOMEN Gold (Coughlin)
USA Gymnastics:

Men’s TEAM: Bronze [China Gold, Japan Silver]

Women’s Team:  Silver [China Gold]

Redeem Team USA: spank angola 97-76 [face Dirk and Germany next]

Women’s USA Basketball win also

most of the other sports are just a sidenote

USA medal Count GOLD: 10 Silver: 8 Bronze: 9 Total: 27 [5 more than China]

Other Sidenotes:

Astros beat Giants 12-4 [Roy O (10-8) beats Walker]

Berkman hit a Grand Slam (on my fantasy team along with Roy O)

Lincecum left the game with an injury, when he was hit by a ball in the knee off the bat of Ausmus

Eugene Espineli (I knows him), from Katy, TX, came in relief in the 7th, first major league Filipino since the 50’s and gave up 3 earned on 5hits 2HR (Wiggy, Pence)

What we did with $75