I recently came across four pounds of dried pinto beans, and being the Scientist that I am, I used Science and stuff to learn how to prepare (cook) them. I used this complex method which involves accessing the Google search function, and I typed in “how to prepare dried pinto beans”.

This article came up: http://www.essortment.com/cook-dry-pinto-beans-41159.html

Interestingly enough OH MY GOD IM SO BORING

It goes something like this

Person 1: Do you know who I yam?

Person 2: Potato?

I’m not done with it yet