Poor Roy…didn’t get the W

I like decent battery life
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Chacon’s first decision! a W!

Saves teh heat
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[01:01] <@sk33t> 1guy1brush
[01:01] <@sk33t> thers shit in the toilet
[01:02] <@sk33t> he takes his toothbrush to the shit
[01:02] <@eclipse20> is there i havent seen it
[01:02] <@sk33t> gets a nice amount on their
[01:02] <@sk33t> proceeds to brush his teeth with that
[01:02] <@sk33t> overall, uneventful
[01:02] <@eclipse20> should post that on omg
[01:02] <@sk33t> not worse than 2girls1cup, but kinda disguisting
[01:03] <@eclipse20> review of 1guy1brush

I will review two bands and a solo artist.

1. the Matches:

This group of four recently (relatively) released their new Album, entitled: A Band In Hope. It sounds like ‘Abandon hope’ if you say it outloud to yourself. The first song is strange. However, the second song, “Their City”, is deserving of four OMG’s as it is good. As is “Clouds Crash”. For these alone I listen to it. Fortunately, there are more.

Rating: Seven out of Fourteen OMG’s, and one LOL. If you comprehend the english language you will find some lyrics to be amusing in regards to choice of word. Intentional or not, I can not say.

2. Babyshambles:

The four people consisting of Babyshambles recently (October 2007) released an Album, entitled: “Shotter’s Nation”. Many of the songs are well received by the ears. Some parts may be strange and lacking in melody, but for the most part, a very mellow and smooth musical album. All songs go with one another and are better for it. A very well crafted album, songs aside.

Rating: Nine out of Twelve OMG’s, although I will not find myself listening to it exclusively for very long.

3. Yelle:

French female who sort of sings. One of her songs was featured on HBO’s show Entourage whilst the troupe was traipsing through their adventures at Cannes Film Festival. Her first hit song was making fun of some french dude’s dick. (Song is “Je Veux Te Voir”). “Ce Jeu” is a joyous infusion of spoken-word and techno-beat (song).

Rating: Four out of Twelve OMG’s.

Hi, my name is Jody and I’m addicted to GTA IV. I picked this up at midnight Tuesday morning and pretty much have been playing non stop. I got the special edition which comes with a badass duffel bag, rockstar key chain, a cd, an art book, and a safety deposit box. The game is incredibly fun. It has definitely one-upped the previous GTA games even though it’s the same game but all the little things are what makes it so awesome; such as taking a taxi wherever you like, using the internets, and the realistic features of being drunk. Online play is mediocre, mainly because you get disconnected quite often but the modes for online play are entertaining. There’s deathmatch and missions. There are others but I haven’t played them yet so I don’t know what they are.

Basically, if you have a PS3 or an xbox 360, get the fucking game. Possibly game of the year, many game sites gave it a perfect 10.

The MLB the Show League Draft Results 08

Chad fails at table creation
-James
Chad didn’t try to create a table.
-Chad

It’s bad that their first song they have to devote to an apology to the fans for sucking so much. Really? Do you just have no confidence in yourself? I mean, I know you’re supposed to be all ‘emo’ and all. Read generic mainstream pop, and not pop punk like all this MTV would have you believe, because that’s actually good, e.g. Ramones. They’re just like the generic Boys Like Girls or All Time Low. You know, repetition and high-pitched, whiny singers with songs with no real content. But anyways, have at least some confidence in yourself. At least say you’re going to do something badass, and not just lie about who you are.

Still the same band? Bullshit. Remember Brent Wilson, that guy you kinda (allegedly) fucked over? Yeah, you see he was part of the band, now he isn’t, therefore the band isn’t the same, by fucking definition of the word ’same.’ Look it up in the dictionary. You should be able to afford one.

Also, remember how you used to spell your own fucking name? You really don’t understand the meaning of the word ’same.’ And did you guys even listen to it beforehand? Does it sound anything like you? No. It sounds like a bad rip off of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart Band.

And busy spending time writing songs? Also bullshit. You started writing it in July 2007. You actually spent your time doing shows, making lots of money, and selling out. The writing of the music was just a very short time frame.

Then you get to their lyrical genius.

Clouds are marching along,
singing a song, just like they do.
If the clouds were singing a song,
I’d sing along, wouldn’t you too?

Hey, I know, let’s just completely contradict what I just said. That’ll surely make sense. Also, CLOUDS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.

Then there’s ‘Folkin’ Around.’ Apparently, everyone believes that this is the w0rst s0ng ev4r!!11!!2 I don’t think it’s the worst song, but it’s just that they tried to make it a serious song. Not serious as in it’s message or lyrics (they couldn’t do that), but the fact that it isn’t a bonus track or even an intermission song. If it was one of those, good. Half of the reason I listen to Asteria’s Slip Into Something A Little More Comfortable is because of the awesome (awesomely ridiculous) bonus track, and part of the reason I like Hot Rod Circuit’s The Underground Is A Dying Breed, since I was looking for that bonus track.

This could be really long with just me making fun of pretty much everything about this and them, but, you see, I’m lazy, fat and only eat french fries. Which may be true, but it definitely doesn’t change the quality of the album.

2 LOLs, 0 OMGz

Are you missing anything by never listening to it? No. Not at all.

     “You ate my Cheeto,” said Adam. He held up his right hand, thumb and index finger pressed together (both the color of orange). He spoke thus, angrily: “‘Twas my Cheeto.”

     “I know so,” said James, who had eaten Adam’s Cheeto.

     “Well are you sorry for eating my Cheeto?” inquired Adam, who was at this point furious.

     “I am not!” shouted James.

     “Don’t shout at me!” shouted Adam, waving his index finger and thumb wildy about.

     “Stop fighting!” yelled Jody. Adam and James looked at one another, saddened by what had happened, ashamed at what they had become. Monsters.

     “I…I’m sorry, James,” said Adam, “I should have shared my Cheeto.”

     “I too am sorry,” said James, “For I should not have taken your Cheeto without asking.”

     ‘Twas then that Chad entered the room ‘pon OMGmoviesLOL, the Great War Pony from Yonder. Perched on his left shoulder was a Woot Monkey in a pink cape, perched on his right a Woot Monkey in a blue cape. He said thus: “What is happening here?”

     “Resolution,” said Adam. “Resolution.”

Reviews of the 4 podcasts that I watch:

Tekzilla: Show about product reviews, computer help and tech tips. Hosted by Patrick Norton and new co-host Veronica Belmont. Tekzilla does have good tips for the everyday consumer. Tekzilla is aired weekly on Friday, and Tekzilla Daily, short videos of tech tips, almost everyday. I would recommend this show to anyone and Veronica Belmont is hot.

Revision3.com/tekzilla

DL.TV: Hosted by Robert Heron and random guest host. Basically that same as Tekzilla but since  Patrick Norton left DL.TV the show has been a little bland, but the episodes are still informational. DL.TV is second to Tekzilla in my opinion. (Lloyd Case is boring)

DL.TV

The Guild: The Guild is a sitcom about a onlineRPG local “clan,” and how their lives basically revolve around playing the game. The main character, Felicia Day “Codex” is a hottie. The show is pretty funny even if you only know a little bit about online RPG’s. 3OMGs and 4LOLs out of 5OMGs and LOLs

www.watchtheguild.com

Break a Leg:Break a Leg is anonther sitcom about the creation of a sitcom, “Groommates.” The main character of the show is the writer of the sitcom, and is the leader of the group. The group is struggling to create the show because their producer doesn’t have any money to pay for the show, and the cast has to start fundraising for the show to pay for it. There is one chick in the show that it is hot, Amber Turnipseed (Alexis Boozer). The show is prety funny considering the situational awkwardness. 2OMGs and 2LOLs and 5OMGs and LOLs

Breakaleg.tv