Jericho (2006) August 29, 2012

Filed under: OMGreviewsLOL — Adam @ 2:41 am

Witty, book-smart, recluse Jeri Cho decides to move to New York City so she can pursue her dream of becoming a psychiatrist for former librarians. While there, she learns New York City life isn’t as easy as she thought! In the pilot episode, Jeri Cho’s roommate convinces her to sing for his U2/Tupac tribute band, U2Pac, in order to woo the dream man from across the hall she never knew she wanted all along. Oh, Jeri! SHENANIGANS!

**Edit: I have now seen this show, and surprisingly it is nothing like this


I had to google “smart asian woman” for this.

Safe August 24, 2012

Filed under: Movies,OMGMOVIESLOL,OMGreviewsLOL — JODY @ 3:26 pm

This is your standard Jason Statham movie. He runs around kicking ass and being awesome in the attempts to save a little Chinese girl. Plenty of action and a decent, yet predictable story.

5 OMGs and 2LOLs (chuckled at 2 or 3 scenes)

Total Recall: The Recollectening August 20, 2012

Filed under: Movies,OMGboobiesLOL,OMGreviewsLOL — Chad @ 12:42 pm

there are only 3 reasons to watch this movie

otherwise save your money. theres a lack of storyline here. Kate Beckensale and Jessica Biel are sexy as usual, but thats what the internet is for.

3OMGS for 3boobs 0LOLs
go see The Bourne Legacy: The Bournening

Amnesia movies are quite played out, and im sure bourne does it better

Kerbal Space Program August 12, 2012

Filed under: OMGgamesLOL,OMGreviewsLOL — omgponeyslol @ 3:23 pm

One of the greatest games ever.

25 OMGS, 60 LOLs


The Babymakers August 11, 2012

Filed under: Movies,OMGboobiesLOL,OMGreviewsLOL — JODY @ 3:40 pm


The latest movie from Broken Lizard. Hour and a half of jizz jokes. Roughly thirty minutes of it showoff Olivia Munn’s sex appeal. Mediocre boob scenes (Same boobs, different times and unfortunately not Olivia Munn boobs).

2 OMGs  2 LOLs

Casa de mi Padre July 18, 2012

Filed under: Movies,OMGreviewsLOL — JODY @ 11:26 pm

Cheesy, poorly made telenovela in movie form starring Will Ferrell.

2 LOLs 2 OMGs

Kitchen Nightmares (ANY YEAR. ANY!)

Filed under: OMG WTF LOL,OMGipmanLOL,OMGreviewsLOL — Adam @ 11:23 am

I just like this show, man. It’s a good show. I don’t re-watch it, though. No, sir… Now, let’s get into this review, you stupid fat cows! HA HA!

Firstly, I can’t stress enough how much Kitchen Nightmares isn’t like Ip Man. Mainly because unlike Ip Man, this show is enjoyable (Ip Man is basically an assault on your humanity).

Secondly, Gordon Ramsay… is really cool! (High fives!) He takes these restaurants in the U.K. and these restaurants in the U.S.A., which are kind of deplorable (like Ip Man, actually), and tries to turn them around. Sometimes there are even follow-up’s to previous episodes. And they’re not all success stories! OH NO! Not at all.

Thirdly, blah blah blah blah

In closing, I found Ip Man and all of its subsequent horror show sequels/prequels to be God’s filmified damnation upon human-kind and all that is good and sacred on this Earth. ‘Cause it’s terrrrible! Holy shit have you seen this garbage can of a movie? Can I even call it a movie? Is that profanity? Jesus Christ.

It’s online and stuff! Go watch it!

A billion OMG’s and one singular LOL



OMGstoryLOL July 3, 2012

Adam busts in through the door, “I’m fucking back!”

The imaginary people in the room look around at one another, confused.

Thinking surely, fucking surely they didn’t hear him, he repeats himself: “I’m fucking back!”

He’s panting now. The adrenaline of fucking pure awesome throbbing through his veins. Into his feet and shit, man. It’s wild.

After some silence, one says: “You were gone?”

If Adam were a balloon he would be deflated. FFffffffffzz zzz zz… zzz.

“No. No, I guess I wasn’t,” Adam manages to say despite the growing lump in his throat. The tears welling up in his eyes make it difficult to find the door and leave.






Grand Theft Auto IV May 5, 2008

Filed under: Funzees,OMGreviewsLOL — JODY @ 1:27 am

Hi, my name is Jody and I’m addicted to GTA IV. I picked this up at midnight Tuesday morning and pretty much have been playing non stop. I got the special edition which comes with a badass duffel bag, rockstar key chain, a cd, an art book, and a safety deposit box. The game is incredibly fun. It has definitely one-upped the previous GTA games even though it’s the same game but all the little things are what makes it so awesome; such as taking a taxi wherever you like, using the internets, and the realistic features of being drunk. Online play is mediocre, mainly because you get disconnected quite often but the modes for online play are entertaining. There’s deathmatch and missions. There are others but I haven’t played them yet so I don’t know what they are.

Basically, if you have a PS3 or an xbox 360, get the fucking game. Possibly game of the year, many game sites gave it a perfect 10.

OMGpodcastsLOL April 12, 2008

Filed under: OMGreviewsLOL — Chad @ 8:52 pm

Reviews of the 4 podcasts that I watch:

Tekzilla: Show about product reviews, computer help and tech tips. Hosted by Patrick Norton and new co-host Veronica Belmont. Tekzilla does have good tips for the everyday consumer. Tekzilla is aired weekly on Friday, and Tekzilla Daily, short videos of tech tips, almost everyday. I would recommend this show to anyone and Veronica Belmont is hot.

DL.TV: Hosted by Robert Heron and random guest host. Basically that same as Tekzilla but since  Patrick Norton left DL.TV the show has been a little bland, but the episodes are still informational. DL.TV is second to Tekzilla in my opinion. (Lloyd Case is boring)


The Guild: The Guild is a sitcom about a onlineRPG local “clan,” and how their lives basically revolve around playing the game. The main character, Felicia Day “Codex” is a hottie. The show is pretty funny even if you only know a little bit about online RPG’s. 3OMGs and 4LOLs out of 5OMGs and LOLs

Break a Leg:Break a Leg is anonther sitcom about the creation of a sitcom, “Groommates.” The main character of the show is the writer of the sitcom, and is the leader of the group. The group is struggling to create the show because their producer doesn’t have any money to pay for the show, and the cast has to start fundraising for the show to pay for it. There is one chick in the show that it is hot, Amber Turnipseed (Alexis Boozer). The show is prety funny considering the situational awkwardness. 2OMGs and 2LOLs and 5OMGs and LOLs

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