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Art March 23, 2008

Filed under: OMG WTF LOL, OMGBUNDAYLOL — Adam @ 2:28 am

Just something I drew.


Ode To The Tummy March 20, 2008

Filed under: OMG WTF LOL — Adam @ 5:20 pm

I don’t like driving long distances. My neighbor is using a “voice” to speak with its dog. It sounds like weakness to me and my manly sensibilities. Give me strawberry ice-cream any day, and I will take it over the “voice”. The stray thought crossed my mind: Perhaps Monsieur Jackass is attempting to seduce his dog? Well, I respond with a wink, anything to stop it from barking all the fucking time! *outrageous laughter ensues*…I don’t like driving long distances.

Sincerely,

Adam

xoxo


St. CATrick’s DAY! March 17, 2008

Filed under: OMG WTF LOL, OMGCATURDAYLOL — Chad @ 11:30 am

Happy St. Catrick’s Day

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Hamster Dance REVEALED!! March 12, 2008

Filed under: OMG WTF LOL — Adam @ 1:29 pm

I only JUST RECENTLY discovered that the Hamster Dance song is actually from the Disney Movie ‘Robin Hood’, the one with all the animals (which sets it entirely apart from EVERY OTHER DISNEY MOVIE). I’ve never seen this movie, or if I have I don’t remember, so a review wouldn’t make much sense. The song is ‘Whistle-Stop’ by Roger Miller. I’m sure a lot of people already know this, BUT I DIDN’T. CAPS.

 

i couldnt find a picture for an ‘i-will-fuck-you-up hamster’

xoxo


Woe! March 10, 2008

Filed under: OMG WTF LOL, OMGADAMFAILLOL — Adam @ 8:34 am

Naturally, I can’t read very well. Despite this, I (somehow) manage to write various things. Because of this, you may assume that I am making the assumption that people can read. Your assumption would be incorrect, but I would consider it a noble, if misguided, effort.

Now consider: to understand a word as it is meant to be understood, you should be able to find the definition of said word (still assuming you can read) and form a more comprehensive idea, i.e. : ‘The post was stupid’ could be translated to: ‘Used to mark a proper noun as something well-known or unique. Text that is placed on a Web site. Past singular first person. Tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense.’

It will occur to you (to me, since you can not read) that some of those sentences were not actually sentences. It may also occur to you that the substitution of empty spaces for periods is required in a reverse ’translation’. More to the point, each of those definitions can be further reduced to the definitions of each individual word. This break-down could be further ‘broken-down’ and so on, and so on, until one very exasperated writer would be able to say, ‘Why the fuck did I do this?’ and proceed to cross-reference definitions. In this case, I would give each definition a little number and insert these reference numbers instead of the actual sentences. If the writer were to do this, he would be making his ‘break-down’ ever so pointless since, in essence, the reference numbers bear a striking similarity to the original sentence the writer endevoured to dissect.

The main objective is to hypothesize that the written (and spoken) word is, in itself, flawed and incapable of translating human thought as it is supposed to. To communicate, I propose we all dance at once another, gesticulate with our eyebrows, eyes, mouth, nose, flailing of the arms, legs…other places, grunts, and obnoxious screaming. We may also include various instruments and drawings. I believe it would take so long to do anything, that nothing would be done, and we would enter into an age of peace and failures of epic proportions involving everything we now associate with anything.

Traversing a similar vein of thought, if one had no eyes to see, then one would not be able to read with one’s eyes. One would be somewhat sad. That is, until one discovered braille. However, if the same ‘one’ had no sensation in their fingertips (or anywhere else for that matter), and if he/she could not hear, he/she would be in a very poor situation indeed. Throw in muteness, and you will have a fair concept of what I envisage anyone who ‘reads’ this to be.

Love,

Adam

xoxo


I search… March 7, 2008

Filed under: OMG WTF LOL — Adam @ 4:51 pm

Dear diary, I have just begun my search for pants — pinstriped pants. I have located a pair of pant-legs that suit my needs, howEVER the cost is ATROCIOUS. Chad and Jody assure me (assure, I say!) that this is NORMAL. To find this STRANGE fact out has indeed shocked my good PURE senses and I am dreadfully afraid of what the world now has to offer my naive and SIMPLE soul. Dear Diary, what do you suggest I do? Please reply with the UTMOST speed.

Sincerely,

Your Love,

Adam

xoxo,

gossip girl 


burthdayz weekendz is over March 4, 2008

Filed under: OMG WTF LOL, OMGBIRTHDAYLOL — Chad @ 3:44 pm

burthdays is over. fuckin unix dirtyed up my fucking living room has taken the life of the computers of my roomzee adam. OMG FUCK the UNIX. since burthdays is over. its back to normal life SHIT SHIT theres a test on thursday in this stupid class. WHAT THE FUCK music industries what the hell is that shit. OMG WTF LOL. whats been learned over burthdayz, dont install the uNIX, if you ask if we should have a last round its probably a bad idea, dont go to IHOPs after the bad idea because its another bad idea, how to chaccaron (WTF CHACCARON LOL), THe chick at the FOXs and HOuNDs is HOT! Whatsup GIRL! JOdy is a fucking little CUNT. OMG WTF LOL, 2lessons up to this point int he semester is retarded its like week 8.in the end dont install the unix, chaccaron, bad ideas are bad, hot chicks work at fox and hound. even the one with like litterally no ass. WTF BEERPONGS WITH WATER!?!?!

MAC OS X is UNIX not LINUX fucking idiots at retail stores ie. Best Buy are dumbasses (hoorays i got a MACBOOKS its purty and black)

OMG WTF LOL MOVIES!!!

SHIT SHIT i didnt watch a movies o wells. i leave tha jody and adam on their little dates


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