The stock exchange is really pissing me off. Fucking douchebags need to grow the fuck up and stop FREAKING the fuck out. FUCK. LEARN TO HANDLE YOUR FAKE MONEY FUCKBAG.

Sincerely,

Adam

Hurricane Ike did this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKwMiExUKXg

Aside from that, this OMGreporterLOL was without power for several painful hours. All I could do was wonder at what the outside world was doing; what new technology was being discovered and fostered without my assistance and knowledge? what new race of sea-dwelling intelligent creatures had been found on our planetary cousin, Mars? Alas, this OMGreporterLOL was in the dark — literally and figuratively.

Just as all hope was beginning to fade, just as I could make out the faint silhouette of a pale horse and its grim master beckoning me to the Great Beyond, power returned! The faint glow of my bedside lamp lured me back to my bed, where I vigorously masturbated to my collection of hand-drawn “Jody” pictures. Welcome to the jungle.

Sincerely,

Adam

The Astros/Cubs series scheduled for this weekend  has officially been rescheduled and relocated to Miller Park. The first game will be held tomorrow evening and game 2 to be play on Monday afternoon. The 3rd game will on Sept 29 if necessary in Houston at minute maid. Minute Maid park has no substantial damages but does have some flooding in certain parts of the park.

Reliant Stadium on the otherhand, has many parts of its roof completely destroyed. Sunday’s Texans/Ravens game was orignally rescheduled for monday night, but due the damage to the stadium it will be Nov 9, and the bengals/texans game scheduled for that day will be held Oct 29. With the new schedule, week 2 will be the bye week for both the ravens and the texans.

No word yet if NPPL will still be held next weekend at Reliant Stadium.

Their are reports of 70% power outages in Galveston and the greater houston area, and will be restored hopefully in the next few days.

This movie is retarded, it is supposedly a comdey the only part i found funny is zulu’s odd laugh. the movie has these weird transitiion scenes with like 1 second of boobs

Unfortunately in the next 48 hours huricane ike is suppose to hit the texas coast, postponed all major sporting events in houston/texas.

The Astros have postponed their fri and sat games against the cubs. The clubs are currently discussing moving the games to to a neutral location. The astros are the hottest team since the all-star break, who are on a 6 game wining streak and are 13 games above .500 and only 3 games behind the brewers in the wild card race. Roy O took the mound against the pirates last night and threw a 3hit shutout, and helped himself out with 2rbi’s a single and sac bunt. Roy has thrown 32 1/3 shutout innings in a row and is now the currently astros record holder, and is the first pitcher in the majors in 2008 to throw back to back complete game shut outs. roy is now 15-9 and with webb struggling, cc not having many starts, lincecum is to young to win maybe they will finally give roy a cy young award. Roy has never won a cy young despite have back to back 20win season in 04-05

Texans postponed sundays game against the ravens

Texas football rescheduled saturday’s game again arkansas

Hou Comets postponed sundays game against the monarchs

J. J. Abram’s (Lost, Cloverfield) new show ‘Fringe’ is going to become indecipherable. I can already see the path of complication this beast will take. Watch here for high quality freeness: Fringe on Hulu.com

It was okay. One OMG, two LOL’s: One LOL for casting the kid from Mighty Ducks

Sincerely,

Adam xoxo

I’ve finished this book. I’ll give it an OMG because this literary work was not what I expected. It very much had no real plot. I don’t even feel like explaining the plot anymore. So, one OMG.

Sincerely,

Adam xoxo

Phelps wins 8th gold in 4×100m Medley relay surpassing Mark Spitz for most golds in an Olympix

USA softball: Cat Osterman (went to my highschool and i knows her brother) threw one hitter against Canada (8-1) i believe first hit against American softball in the olympix game 4

Phelps wins gold again in 100m Fly by .01 over Serbian Cavic, tying the record of most gold medals in an Olympics (7)

Michael Phelps <<Click James’s new website

Phelps wins 200 IM in WR times (6th Gold)
Nastia Liukin: Gold Women’s Gymnastics All-Around

Shawn Johnson: Silver Women’s Gymnastics All-Around

Some Sub 16yo from China: Bronze Women’s Gymnastics All-Around (She is a cheater along with the rest of the team)

Redeem Team Crushed Greece advance to the medal tournament

Astros win again 8 in a row against the Giants (7-4)

Unfortunately Eugene was sent down to Triple A Fresno